I Will Never Decorate My Breasts Like A Reindeer To Gain Attention
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As far as I remember the lyrics of the song go, “you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen” not Prancer and Titsen. This is tasteless. Fellas look, I love breasts, OK? Always have. Always will.
Reindeer boobs are a thing now
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Reindeer Boob
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I Decorated My Right Breast Like A Reindeer And I'm Not Thrilled
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#ReindeerBoob: Just one more reason to question humanity